Posted by
Red Patriot on Sunday, May 17, 2009 12:00:00 AM
The Fairness Doctrine designed to silence thousands of conservative voices on the airwaves is not meant to create a “fair and balanced” message by streaming in the liberal viewpoint alongside the conservative one, but rather to drown it out completely. This action is not only meant for just broadcasting but for the whole conservative movement whether it is in a church, a classroom, on a street, at a Tea Party or in congressional hearings.
The liberals are hell bent on getting their message accepted as the right, normal, decent and even American way to think and process our way of life in the United States and around the world. We have enjoyed a period of relative freedom that has come with some persecution and venom since President Reagan vetoed the legislation in 1987. In the words of President Clinton on February 13, 2009 on the Mario Solis Marich radio show, “Well, you either ought to have the Fairness Doctrine or we ought to have more balance on the other side, because essentially there's always been a lot of big money to support the right wing talk shows. Freedom of the press and freedom of speech was meant for just the liberals.
We have been on a downward spiral for a long time but as of recent the liberal movements of gay marriage and abortion on demand have attempted to eradicate the need for morality and belief in God. Here are a few rules we now have to accept as “Bible Truth” on the way to fair and balanced views in America:
Rules of the Un-Fairness Doctrine:
1. Never speak out on questionable actions of any liberal President especially the “Anointed One” or his Cabinet members or the now democrat Senate majority or you will be put on a DHS watch list as a right wing extremist otherwise known to liberals as Bible thumping, gun-clinging and homophobic psychos just for starters.
2. No Tea Parties ever. President Obama just doesn’t acknowledge them. They don’t exist and are a figment of our crackpot conservative imagination. Only 5 people are allowed to protest in front of former (but greater) President Bush’s ranch in Cranston, TX and that is a protest worth reporting about from every media outlet all over the world.
3. Schools can wholeheartedly embrace and endorse every Democratic candidate in their government classes, but those scary Republicans are going to make us all go to church and take away all our fun. Teaching about sex in health education at the age of 10 is okay, because every child at that age is eager to know how to put their first condom on a banana and pick out their first gay lover. And it’s important to talk about the Hindu goddess of wealth and fortune Lakshmi and October holiday Diwali, the September Muslim holiday Eid along with Kwanzaa and Hanukkah in the month of December and completely leave out Christmas because it’s the only religion that conflicts with the separation of church and state. Talking about other gods and religions is okay; just don’t bring up Jesus in December and April.
4. All pastors of real Bible believing churches need to embrace homosexuality as a valid lifestyle and not offend them if they come walking through their doors with why they need to be straight as Jesus was.
5. Tax cheats in the Cabinet are okay, but everyone else must pay their taxes.
6. Everyone must spread the wealth but Michelle Obama; she is going to cling to her $500 haute couture sneakers she wore to the soup kitchen. Michelle apparently doesn’t know how to share, poor thing!
7. We must love and accept all terrorists into our country and give them free reign to become productive members of their terrorist cells.
8. Water boarding and all other torture is really cruel and doesn’t work on terrorists. It just works on 24 when Jack Bauer does it.
9. Hollywood celebrities are wise old sages and they really have worked their way up to the top. We should respect them and their facelifts.
10. Liberals never lie and are not in denial. Borrowing money from China is a good thing. Our children’s children to the 4th generation paying off our current debt will promote a healthy and vibrant economy.
11. The liberal media is not biased and therefore does not need to present conservative views on their broadcasts.
12. We must apologize to every country that we have offended in protecting our country’s freedom, prosperity and sovereignty. After all we have never tried to help any of them in any way whatsoever.
13. Illegal aliens should be welcomed without any consequences because they will do the jobs the Americans won’t do. They also won’t pay their taxes and get free health care and schooling just for putting their toe across the border.
14. President Obama is not arrogant, we are. And he didn’t bow to the Saudi king. What were we thinking?
15. Michelle Obama is the prettiest and most hip First lady ever! Ever!